May 2013
“When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...”
– Joss Whedon (via perfect)
nevvzealand:
my parents think i spend all this time on facebook
April 2013
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
To tell you the truth,
I don’t have much to offer. But I’ll still give you everything I’ve got, even if it’s barely a thing at all. I’ll give you late nights, good massages, someone to talk to, someone to care for, someone who will always be there, a hand to hold, somebody to lean on. And if that’s not enough, just know you have all of me. I hope that’s enough.
I'm afraid I'll lose you to someone better than...
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE
You Don't Know My Story, Stop Pretending You Do.
Reblog if your penis is perfect.
Awkward Moment when...
causeimnotmeg:
No one gives a shit
K.
caxeysunnyryi:
That awkward moment when you say ‘hi’ to a kid, and they just stare at you.
the awkward moment where my dad meets my moms new...
kabeyz:
One day, while I wait in the coffee shop for my...
I see a young lady on her laptop. It has the triforce on it! She must like Zelda! I have to compliment her laptop! I grab my wallet and my car key (for the key chain) because it has the same symbol on it. I approach the woman.
Me: Excuse me...
Woman: Yes?
Me: I just wanted to tell you that I like your laptop. *shows wallet and key chain*
Woman: Oh....this is my boyfriend's actually....
Me: Oh...well I thought I'd say it anyway.
Woman: Heh...okay then.
Me: *nods and returns to my seat across the room*
. . .
Me: Thinking: "Well...that was awkward..."
Rosie Cathedral: Break Ups →
cathedral-all-black:
You know those people who are all like, “No, I love you! Don’t leave me!” when you break up with them? I’m not one of those people. This is me when someone dumps/rejects me:
“Oh, I see. You’re breaking up with me. No, you don’t have to explain. Actually, you don’t ever have to talk to me again….
